the 8th deadly sin, gaming
gaming is a combination of greed (gamer money), gluttony (potion and munch), envy (friend gets epic loot and you don’t), wrath (nerd rage), sloth (all day gaming), lust (titty game), and pride (epic accomplishment)
gaming is not the 8th sin, it’s all of them
holy shit… signal boost
things tumblr should update
things tumblr did update
The year is 2031
Roosterteeth has acquired anything to do with gaming or comedy
Markiplier? Roosterteeth
Pewdiepie? Roosterteeth
Comedy Central? Roosterteeth
BBC? Roosterteeth
They were sued by multiple governments for being a monopoly
They were simply acquired as well
They have 37 thousand employees named Adam
The original founders are revered as gods among humans
Aliens came to earth
They were acquired as well
All is roosterteeth
Roosterteeth is all
Welcome to The United States of Rooster Teeth,
Welcome Alien friends to Roosterteeth
Roosterteeth is love
Roosterteeth is life
There still hasn’t been a King Jack
Kids these days will never know what it was like to hold your Gameboy up Simba-style to use the car behind you’s headlights to keep gaming.
Back when I played Halo a ton, I once screamed, “I will scatter your fucking teeth in your grandmother’s garden! Maybe new grandchildren will grow! Grandchildren she can be proud of! Grandchildren that don’t slurp major goblin dick at video games!” so, like. Yeah, you unearth some pretty weird, horrible words during HEATED GAMING MOMENTS, but certainly not racial slurs.
Does your boyfriend or brother spend a lot of money on skin and hair care products? Does your dad spend much time at the hairdresser or beautician?
In your city’s daily paper do most of the political news items feature women? Are most of the stories in the business section written by and about women? Is there a special ‘Men’s Section’ filled with celebrity gossip, fashion and beauty tips?
When you watch a big sporting event on TV, are the athletes usually women? When you watch female sporting teams are there hot guys in tiny outfits cheering for them on the sidelines?
Do girls you know talk openly about getting off while watching porn? Do they boast about their sexual conquests?
When you’re at the food court, do your female friends happily gobble down a large burger and fries combo while your male friends pick at a salad and sip diet coke?
Do the majority of the fathers you know spend most of their time at home washing, cleaning, cooking and taking care of their kids? Do you often hear mothers refer to looking after their own kids as ‘babysitting’? Have you heard women talk about earning brownie points for cleaning their own house and washing their own clothes? Are you sick of men going on about how hard it is to balance work and parenthood?
Are your male friends afraid to walk on their own at night? Do they avoid drinking too much in case they get raped? Do they dress to protect themselves from attack and always carry their keys poking through their knuckles? When they complain about all this do your female friends shrug and tell them that’s just how the world is?
If the answer to all of these questions was yes, wouldn’t that mean something was wrong? Is that still true if the genders are reversed? Does it matter?
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
prediction: tumblr is going to rerelease the reply feature and call it an update. nothing is changed but now the tail of the chat bubble points another direction
